Once upon a time lived very healthy, athletic person with good shape. He did not fuck around the christmas tree. He could not explain what the fat is nor what the christmas tree is. Until he ran into some closed party. All he saw there was extremely huge people getting fucked around the christmas tree by each other. In the blink of an eye this athletic person turned into fine piece of sweat and fat. In the other blink of an eye he caught himself fucking one of the fatties around the christmas tree. His biggest dream was fulfilled in the two blinks of an eye. He became huge and immortal. He was between extremely fat people and he was fucking them. Also christmas tree was around there somewhere.
The story is about extremely fat people who were fucking around the christmas tree. They just lied there down like a warm pancakes and did nothing more than fuck. Christmas tree were ashamed, but they were not. Only 'person' who tried to commit suicide that night was christmas tree, while sweaty pancakes fucked around it. Candles burned out, but fatties did not.
After christmas tree gone mental, extremely sweaty human beings kept doing what they do best - they fucked around the christmas tree. For free. They were fat because someone must fuck around the christmas tree. There can not be world without fat peaple, like there is no world without christmas trees. It is impossible to swap one fatty for one christmas tree. That is because christmas trees can not fuck around the bunch of sweat.
You can not get rid of fatties by just killing all christmas trees. Actually you can not even kill one christmas tree, if there is some sweaty fatty left in the world. That is why christmas trees are immortal. That is why extremely fat people are immortal too. Nothing can harm them. If they see any kind of harm coming, they continue with fucking around the christmas tree. Christmas tree is their God and savier.
For each christmas tree in the world exists few hardly fat people. So they can freely do most common thing in whole world - they can fuck around the christmas tree. For eternity.
By now you must be aware of what "extremely fat people fucking around the christmas tree" actually means.
Wondering what's next?
If you are not fat enought - GET FAT!!! If you are fat already - GET HUGE!!!
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